this is adorable
nonnie go home you’re drunk
nonnie u okay?? I’m a little concerned for you
I bet that Sherlock actually still knows about the solar system, he just won’t admit it to anyone but Molly. One day, Molly’s quizzing him about it, and she asks for the names of the eight other planets in the solar system. Sherlock gives her a weird look then proceeds to tell her that there’s only seven, since Pluto isn’t classified as a planet anymore. Cue Molly’s horrified look and whisper of, “Pluto’s still a planet.” To which, of course, Sherlock tells her otherwise.
Everyday, at least once, Molly strides up to him, stares at him, then says quietly, “Pluto’s still a planet. How dare you,” and crab-walks away. Sherlock narrows his eyes at her and hisses, “I’ll get you soon, my pretty.”
being put in charge of small children like
september is such a beautiful month you can actually hear the tv shows starting to come back from hiatus
y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
Who the hell is Stucky?
only with my whole god damn heart, they’re ruining my life dammit
well then can you at least do the honor of suggesting some fics
Because I already don’t have enough going on in my life
Imagine your icon trying to flip pancakes and getting one stuck on the ceiling.